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No TV Tuesday post today – sorry lovelies! It’s a crazy hectic day of training my replacement, dental appointments, secret shops, and library pick-ups. Or just singular on all of those things. But I won’t leave you with nothing.
As I was talking to the lovely Kate today, we got around to the topic of evolving food preferences:
Katelyn: My tastes have evolved. I like things I used to hate.
Me: Same here. Except mayonnaise. My fierce hatred of mayonnaise has only grown stronger. It was like cat pissed off fierce before. It’s like raptor fierce now.
Katelyn: That is amazing.
I really hate mayonnaise.
I hate hornets. HATE. I have an immense irrational fear of wasps and hornets, and I do mean immense. I will do whatever it takes to get away from one. I never run as fast as I do when I see a hornet. And of course, hornets LOVE my house. Three more months and then I don’t have to deal with them anymore, but until then, things like this happen…
I go to open the door to move my car into the driveway and there is a hornet BETWEEN MY DOOR AND THE SCREEN DOOR.
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DOOR SLAM*
Boyfriend: What???
Me: Hornet! BETWEEN THE SCREEN DOOR AND THE DOOR!!! [many expletives]
Boyfriend: Ah. Still have that spray? I’ll go spray the nest.
Five minutes of useless searching for nest go by while I shout unhelpful hints from the safety of the family room window…
Me: They’re evil. Pure evil. If you look in the dictionary, do you know what the definition of hornets is? Evil.
Boyfriend: Is that so?
Boyfriend gets dictionary.
Boyfriend: Here’s the definition of hornet.
Dictionary: Evil (adj.) – 1. morally wrong or bad, immoral, wicked; 2. hurtful, injurious
Uh huh. We also crossed out the definition of hornet and replaced it with: EVIL.
Oh, Say Can You Say? 